What the Ronins Would Never Say

<Ryo>WHITE BLAZE, EAT THAT ANNOYING BRATT,YULI,HE"S PISSING ME OFF!!!
<White Blaze>*Stands up* I had enough with all of you, you all suck,and you always hog MY spot light!!! Halo move your Hair gelled @$$ out of my way!! Ryo,get another tiger to be your pimp!
<Sage> *Dances 'round in a green tutu* Do i look better in green or pink?
<Talpa> Someone pass me a bar of soap, i havent' washed my self in centuries! (EWWW!!! o.O)
<Kento> Hey talpa,dude,do you mind letting me take a crap alone in here?
<Cye> *Frying his fish on the stove* ^__^ Fish!!! My fav!
<Rowen> *Burning his books* I HATE reading,it's so boring!! *Looks at sage* Hey Sage,can I play with your sword,it's soo cool!!!
<Anubis>I'm sick of helping the Ronin wimpies,there a bunch of big babys,but they have nice butts!
<Kale> DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE IN THE DARK HALO!!!!! *Starts whinning* I HATE THE DARK, I WANT MY NIGHT LIGHT, IT'S SCARY IN THE DARK!!!!! ;_;
<Sekhmet> *Screams like a sissy girl* HELP!!!! THERE"S A SNAKE IN MY GARDEN!!!!! GET THAT SNAKE OUT OF MY PRECIOUS GARDEN, NOW!!!!
<Kayura> Ancient One,your getting old and annoying,so MOVE YOUR @$$ OUIT OF THE WAY, AND LET ME DESTROY THIS WORLD YOU OLD FART!!!! Hey Mia, after I destroy the world,do you wanna go to the bar and get drunk?
<Mia> *Beating the crap outta Kento* KENTO YOU A**HOLE!!! GIVE ME BACK MY DAGGER OR I"LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE!!! Sure kayura, I would love to, it's better being at the bar, then listening to these winy wimps, cry and whine,because they got boboo's!
<Badamon> KENTO, MARRY ME!!! I know I'm nothing but a moron without a brain, but I LOVE YOU, I NEED YOU!!!!!
<Dias> *Stomping on spiders* DIE EVIL THINGS!!!!! *A spider crawls into his hair, screams, jumps into Kento's arms* GET THAT SPIDER OUT OF MY HAIR!!! I JUST DIED MY HAIR AND I DONT WANT THOSE NASTY CREATURES TO RUIN MY HAIR!!!!!!
<Sarenabo> I never noticed i was a ugly,stupid ass,untill now.cool! *Runs into a wall* OW! Cool,i see birdies!
<A Dynasty Soldier>Talpa, I'm really getting tired of working for you, I'm breaking my nails!!!! I need a manicure!

Talpa: *opens his metal mouth,sucks in air*
Cye: *holding onto the house roof* Tornado!!!! tornado alert!!!!
Sage: Someone pass me a brush,hair gel and a mirror!
Rowen: *holding onto umbrella* I believe I can fly, right through the sky, I don't know where to, but I hope I get there soon..*looks at Talpa* O.O eep! I take that back!!! Cye wave your wand and say a couple magical words and get us the hell out of this mess!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cye:-.-; What do I look like the fairy god mother?
Kento: I thought so.
*Ronins get sucked into Talpa's mouth and into his stomache*
Sage:*flashes on and off* Hello light...hello light...hello light...hello light...hello light...
Rowen: We're not in never-never land are we?
Ryo: Has talpa ever heard of the word,'Tic-tacs'?
Kento: Tic-tacs breath friendly.*sniffs the air, then covers his nose* Okay,who let one go?
*The ronins look at kento with a digusted look and plug their noses*


Kento: *Throws roast turkey out the window* FLY BIRDY, FLY!!!!
Cye: Kento!!! *growls*
Ryo: Uh..kento...that bird is already dead ,plus this isn't 'Fly Away Home'
Kento> :O Oh..bummer...that sucks..*hears the turkey land with a 'SPLAT'* Anyone up for side walk turkey? We just invented it. *grins*
Cye: *smacks his forhead* What a bloody idiot.*walks away*


Rowen: *watching 'The little mermaid' and singing along with it* Under the sea..under the sea..
Cye: *sweatdrops*
Rowen: Cye, sing along with me now! *looks at cye's legs,blinks* What happend to your flippers? Why aren't you in the sea now?
Cye:-_- Bloody hell.. I'M NOT A MERMAID!!!!
Rowen: oh..really? you're a...man?
Cye: god help me.*walks off*