Sage: LAAAAAAAAA!! Joy to the world, all the boys and girls, joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha!! (He and Rowen bust out laughing)
Cye: You guys are CRAZY!!
Mia: *blinks*
Ryo: (in inferno armor painted with peace signs and flowers) Make love not war!! Man!! (Holds up peace sign)
Kento: I WAN’ A TACO!!
Cye: IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN!!! (Dose a sort of “Ask Ashley” impersonation) Just a second...
Cye: (CONT.) Hello!! CAN'T U TELL THAT I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!
Mia: How much candy have you had? *Giggles*
Cye: Am I not funny, am I not tickling your funny bone! My granny laughs harder than you!!
Sage: NONE!! Just a bowl of M&M's a Jolly Rancher and a Cotton Candy the size of a cow…
Rowen: That is something I'd expect out of Kento, Sage…
Kento: That is something that I would have liked to do Rowen!
Cye: Good, Kento here's your TACO…
Sekhment and the other warlords: We are the Knights who say NEE
Sage: I thought u were the Knights that say… Wickey whickey lily scum dumb gickly wahk…
Anubis: That's too long to remember…
Mia: *laughs*
Warlords: NEE NEE NEE NEE U will bring us a shrubbery
(The Ronins set out on The Quest for the Holy Grail)

When they return

Cye: You guys, I think we’ve all gone crazy…
Sage: Ditto here Sa… Cye!!
Duo: No we haven’t!!
The Ronins & Warlords: Ah!! Who in the Ancient’s name are you!!
The Gundam Pilots: We are the… Four-Hoofed- Flying- Red- Nose- Reindeer- Volunteer- Delivery Corps. And we are here to DAAAAAAAAANCE!!
Cye: Now I know I’ve gone crazy!
Sekhment: Who are you exactly?
Duo: Why?
Cye: Could you kindly tell us who you are?
Herro: I’m Frosty, The Snowman, (points to Quatre) and that’s Rudolph, The Red-Nose Reindeer, (points to Duo) that’s Wild Will, (points to Wufei) that’s DragonSong, (points to Trowa) and that’s Charade, Silent but DEADLY!!
Quatre: But I wanted to be… (Is shut-up by Trowa who claps his hands over Quatre’s mouth) Moofafawoo.
Ryo: Well I’m Fireman, (points to Cye) and that’s Cupid, (points to Kento) that’s Ronald McDonald, (points to Sage) that’s HairBoy, his hair is really big, (points to Rowen) and that’s Dexter, the GUENIUS!!!!!!!
Dais: And I’m Spiderman, (points to Sekhment) that’s Medusa, (points to Kale) that’s The Wolf Man, otherwise known as Timberwolf, player one!!
Anubis: I’m… I’m… SANTA CLAWS!!
Kyurah: And I’m Little Miss Muffet!!
Dais: oooooooooooo
Duo: OHH, MOM, I’M SOOOOOOOOO SCARED!!!
Sekhment: (under his breath) The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout…
Dais: HEEEEEYYY!!! At least I’m not named after a GIRL!!
Cye: Can’t we all just sit and drink tea and be friends!
Quatre: Hey!! That’s MY line!!!
Trowa: (tries to get every one to shut-up by waving his arms like a chicken)
Ryo: Ahhhhhh It’s attacking!!
Duo: Noooooo he’s just telling’ us to Shuuuut-uuuup!
Sage: To many accents!! It’s messing up my HAIR!!!
Rowen: How could the voices of others passably “mess up” your hair?
Trowa: …
Duo: …
Heero: …
Quatre: …
Wufei: SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kento: I’m Hungry??
Wufei: (to self) Patience is a virtue my son…
Mia: (Yawns) I’m TIRED!!
Sekhment: Ditto here Sage!
Cye: DON’T QUOTE MY LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kento: Guys I don’t think this is going anywhere…
Sage: Me neither
Duo: Maybe we should end it right here…
Dais: Exactly!!
Quatre: L Aww man, I was having fun
Cye: It’s ok Rudolf… we can always do it again J
Sage: I’m going to be bored again though L
Trowa: L
Duo: Dang it I was about to do something funny too… well see ya’ Dex
Rowen: See ya’ Will
Wufei: See ya’ Ronald
Kento: I’ll miss you DragonSong
Heero: So my mission comes to an end I’ll be seeing ya’ Fireman
Ryo: So long Frosty
Mia: I’ll miss you
Warlords: Ja ne! Sayonara!
Mia: I have a better idea
Sage: What is it?
Mia: (mumbles)
Sage: Na Ni?
Mia: Let’s ALL go CAMPING!!
Cye: Hiie! Good idea Mia!
Wufei & Sage: That’s a great idea!!
Quatre: Can Rahsid come?
All Ronin Warriors Characters: HUH??
Duo: Rahsid is his like Guardian Butler or something’
Ronin Warriors and Warlords: Oh OK
Heero: Yeah
So ends Chapter 1


On Friday morning 3:00a.m
They are about to leave to go to Journey’s Woods

Cye: Oh I’m TIRED!!
Quatre: Rahsid I’m TIRED!!
Sage: Quit whining and help me!!
Rowen & Duo: We ARE
Sage: Arigato!
Mia: It’s Domo Arigato, Sage
Sage: Oh WELL!!
Yulee: I’m Tired Rowen!
Duo: Your real names are Sage and Rowen, then who are the rest of you?
Ryo: I’m Ryo, that’s Cye, that’s Kento, that’s Mia, that’s Yulee, and that’s Sage and Rowen.
Dais: I’m Dais, that’s Sekhment, that’s Kale, that’s Kyurah, and that’s Anubis!
Trowa: (waves his arms at Quatre) L
Quatre: What’s wrong Trowa?
Duo: Our real names are Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre…
Warlords: Oooo!
Wufei: AND WUFEI!
Duo: And Wu-Man
Kale: I think we’re all set…
Cye: Time to go yet?
Sage: Actually in the van the Warlords, Mia, and I a riding in, there is one more spot so I invited one of my friends, his name is Cloud Militia, and he should be here any moment!
Cloud walks up Mia’s drive way and stands in front of Sage and says:

Cloud: ‘Been a while Sage!
Duo: (drops character) ANOTHER ACCENT? L
Quatre: (whispering) It’s not really an accent he just has a mystical whisper to his voice.
Trowa: (motions towards the vans)
Mia: Oh, right, Cloud, you’ll be coming with Sage and I…
Cloud: Ok I’ll try to get all your names eventually…
Every one enters a van, the Warriors in one, the Pilots in one, and the Warlords, Mia, Cloud, and Sage in the last…

The Drive

Warrior Van 4:00a.m
Cye: Kento, can I use your shoulder as a pillow?
Kento: (in sleep) I’m hungry…
Cye: Whatever… (Lays his head on Kento’s arm)
Rowen: How come we got STUCK with the entire luggage in the back?
Ryo: I don’t know…
Cye: (half asleep) Because we’re the only van with three empty last seats…
Ryo: What about the Volunteer-Delivery-Corps?
Rowen: They got one guy in the back…
Ryo: Oh yeah…
Warlord Van 4:15a.m
Dais: This stinks…
Kale: How?
Sekhment: Kyurah couldn’t come?
Dais: NO!!! I forgot my deodorant and razor…
Kale: Oooo… Bites for you!
Anubis: Get your nose plugs ready!
Kale: I have extras that you can have…
Dais: Thanks!
Sekhment: I’m tired…
Kyurah: Me too!
Sekhment: Ha ha, Dais!
Cloud: I don’t get it…
Sekhment: Dais is weird…
Cloud: I had that figured out…
Dais: (reclines his chair)
Mia: Good night Dais…
Sage: Good idea (reclines chair a little)
Mia: Good night Sage…
Kale: Two down, three to go…
Mia: (laughs)
Cloud: Thank you for letting me tag along Mia…
Sekhment: She invited you ‘cause she thinks you’re cute…
Cloud: (snickers)

Gundam Pilot Van 4:45a.m
Duo: (Snore)
Trowa: (looking very board, leans into his window with a pillow stuck under his head and fall asleep)
Rasid: Master Quatre…
Quatre: Yes?
Rasid: Are you tired? If so you can sleep and I’ll wake you up when we get there…
Quatre: Thank you Rasid, but I’m not…
Wufei: 9…(pauses)… 10, 11…(long pause)… 12
Heero: What are you counting?
Wufei: 15… cars… 16
Heero: OK…
Gas Station 5:30a.m
Mia: Come on Sage!! Wake up! DAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dais: What… (Is standing behind her)?
Mia: Oh! I thought you were still asleep…
Sage: Ok I’m up… Don’t have a Chicken…
Rowen: I thought it was cow…
Cye: Whatever… Can we switch cars now?
Kento: I want to talk to Cloud…
Cloud: I’ll just move to your van Kento, that way Kyurah and Kale don’t have to share a seat any more…
Dais: (GUUR)
Cloud: (laughs) I don’t get you…
Dais: …And I don’t like your voice, so we’re even!
Cloud: Ok
Duo: (Yawns) Sorry we’re a little late…
Heero: I got lost…
Trowa: ~. –
Quatre: Rasid do you have a dollar… no… WAIT… 10… 14… 16 dollars… I’m going to bye everyone a Coke…
Rasid: (Digs into pocket and pulls out a 20) Here you are Master Quatre!
Quatre: (takes “orders” of what kind of soda to get for everyone and byes them each a soda)
Cloud: Thanks… I don’t think I’ve caught your name yet…
Quatre: It’s Quatre, Quatre Raberba Winner!
Cloud: What an interesting last name…
Duo: And I’m Duo Maxwell…
Everyone introduces himself or herself to Cloud, and some luggage is moved in to the Pilots van so Cloud can ride with the Warriors…

Cloud: I hope I can remember all these names

Warrior Van 6:15a.m
Cye: So you’re from Canada
Cloud: Yes… I lived there until I was 12…
Kento: Peachy!
Rowen: How did you meet Sage?
Cloud: He was in my art class at school and he saw me drawing a picture of a guy in some armor jumping in between two buildings and asked me where I got the idea…
Rowen and the other Warriors: (sweat drop)
Cloud: I told him that I swore that I saw a kid doing it a figured it would make an awesome drawing… so I drew it!
Cye: … Uh… Well so what’s up with your voice?
Cloud: Um…(looks uneasy) it’s been like that since I was a child…
Ryo: Oh really?
Cloud: Uh yeah…

Warlord Van 7:00
Sekhment: I like Cloud, he’s interesting, and he can take a joke unlike you guys…
Dais: I can take a joke!
Sekhment: (singsong voice) Kyurah… Remember…
Dais: Oh yeah…
Mia: Sage, how did you meet him?
Sage: He drew a picture of Cye going up the buildings to Talpa’s castle and I asked him where he got the idea! It was pretty good!
Anubis: Oh really?
Sage: Yep!
Mia: HE DREW CYE!?
Sekhment: Dose he stare at Cye… you usually stare at familiar faces!
Sage: Not yet he hasn’t!
Dais: Good I don’t want to me boggled over by some dude I barley know!
Sage: Dais, if anything he’ll try to KILL YOU it’s me and the other guys that should worry…

At the woods 8a.m
Ryo: YES!!
Cye: YES!!
Sage: Oh yeah!
Rowen: Oh it’s clear today!
Kento: Boo!
Heero: I don’t get it!
Cloud: Oh YES!! WHOO! This is SOO cool!
Quatre: Oh…it’s beautiful!
Cye & Kento: (whispering to the rest of the Warriors in unison) why’s Cloud so happy… he doesn’t have an element?!
Sage: I don’t know… L
Ryo: Cloud sure is a little weird, seeing Cye jump buildings, and his joy at this…
Rowen: …and his voice…
All: I know…
Cloud: What are ya’ all whispering about?
Ronins: Noting!
Ryo: Why are you so happy?
Cloud: (looks uneasy) Look at what God has given us!
Cye: Uh-huh… Sure!
Now the Pilots and Warlords are in on it too… everyone stares at Cloud

Cloud: What?
Duo: I don’t get you warrior dudes…
Quatre: Me neither
Trowa: L!
Wufei:…
Mia: (whispers to Warriors) Don’t rub it in on the poor guy…
Warriors: WE’RE NOT!!
Warlords: Yes YOU ARE!!
Pilots: WE DON’T GET IT!!
Rasid, Mia, and Cloud: Shizuka Ni!
Cloud: I’m sorry I’m weird to you, but to Sage I’m just another guy…
Sage: (to self) Not any more…

That night disaster struck…

Cloud: (squinting at clouds) A storm is brewing out there…
Kento: how do you know?
Duo: Are you a physic?
Cloud: I read clouds…
Trowa: (squints at sky)
Ryo: …Cye!! Rowen!! They’re in the river!!
Mia: Oh no!! Ryo… go get them…
Cloud: This is going to be a big one!
Sage: Mia, Cloud!! Follow me we have to find Quatre, Rasid, and Kale!
Wufei: I’m going with Ryo!
Heero: Kento… he’s gone!!
Trowa: (motions towards a cave)
Dais: Kyurah… She went with Sekhment somewhere!!
So now everyone is separated…

Cye: Rowen, the current is getting stronger… much stronger…
Rowen: (Glances at water fall) Cye… look up the hill…
Cye looks up at the forbidden hill and horror whips across his love filled eyes… a landslide or heavy amount of rain had caused some logs and water in a near by lumberjack hold to break loose and plummet down the river to whip Cye and Rowen away…

Cye: That torrent will kill us if we just sit here…
Rowen: We need to get out of this water…
Before they could do anything the muddy log-filled torrent swept over them…

Ryo: I hope it’s not too late!
Wufei: It won’t be if we hurry… oh… no…
Ryo: Oh no… (Looks away from the rushing water)
Wufei: Cye…
Ryo: (cries)

Meanwhile…

Sage: We have to find them before the storm hits!!
Mia: I hope they’re alright
Cloud: They will be Mia don’t worry…
Sage: Cloud, how much longer until this storm hits?
Cloud: (closes eyes and tilts his head upward) five minutes…
Sage: We don’t have much time… come on!!
Mia: (trips) Ow!
Cloud: (helps her up and continues walking)
Sage: (to self) Guys, please be ok…

Quatre: Rasid it is going to rain…
Kale: (being carried by Rasid) I wish I never fell off that rock…
Rasid: You are lucky that you invited Master Quatre and I along for your walk… a broken leg is hard thing to deal with when you are alone…
Kale: I know
So ends Chapter 2

Sekhment: Kyurah, a horrible storm is about to hit… we need to find shelter somewhere…
Kyurah: Oh poor you, you have to deal with your worst favorite thing all night…
Sekhment: …cold… oh crud…
Kyurah: Sorry…

Heero: (yelling over wind) DUDE!! THE WIND IS PICKING UP…
Trowa: (grabs onto him)
Heero: THAT…CAVE…THERE…GO…IN…IT…
He and Trowa go in the cave…

Kento: I can hear wind outside I guess I should stay here…

Cye: (gasps for air)
Rowen: (on a log) Oh gee… Cye where are you, Cye! (sees Cye’s hand in between two rocks) OH MY GOSH! (grabs Cye’s hand and hoists him out of the dirty water)
Cye: (weakly)…Rowen?
Rowen: Thank God! (pulls Cye out of the water and onto the log)
Cye:…
Rowen: Are you ok…
Cye: I think so…

Ryo: They could be alive…
Wufei: Maybe
Ryo: Dear God, Please let them be ok… Please let them live… (cries) Amen.
Wufei:…Rowen…
Ryo: We have to look for them!

Cloud: It’ll be here in five minutes you guys…
Sage: Oh no… Kale, Quatre, Rasid…
Mia: What if something has happened to them…
Cloud: Stop thinking negative thoughts… it only makes it worse
Sage: What if… Mia… where did they go…
Mia: What do wolves like to do…
Sage: FISH! Kale’s part wolf… they probably went fishing…
Cloud: Bingo…

Kale: OW!! QUATRE!! Your hurting me…
Quatre: We have to get this bandaged…
Rasid: Hold still young one…
Kale: For your information YONGE MAN… I’m 562!
Quatre and Rasid: (‘o’) …
Kale: (‘^.^) 00PS!!

Kyurah: Shek?
Sekhment: What?
Kyurah: Where do we find shelter…
Sekhment: THERE!!
Kyurah: In that hole under those fallen trees?
Sekhment: …No wait… I think THAT’S a cave…
Kyurah: It is…
Sekhment: (Walks toward cave, motions for Kyurah to follow)

Heero: Thank God for flashlights (switches on a flashlight)
Trowa: ^.^
Heero: Now… Where is Ken…
Trowa: (points down a long corridor)
Heero: (sees a glowing orange light) LOOK~
Kento: Harry? Tommy?
Herro: It’s Heero and Trowa…
Kento: oh… Sorry!

Rowen: Cye… we have to find our way out of this water…
Cye: Rowen… (fearfully) look…
Rowen & Cye: WATERFALL!
Cye: OH GEE!! I’m beginning to hate water…

Ryo: Oh my gush! It’s raining…
Wufei: Another wonder of nature…
Ryo: Look! It’s Cye… and Rowen…
Wufei: And they’re about to plummet into death!
Cye: HELP!!
Rowen: GRAB ON!!
Wufei: There they go… nah! Youth, cut down at its prime!

Cloud: You were right Sage… Brownie Points for Sage!!
Mia: Kale looks hurt…
Kale: (yells) I am!!
Cloud: How have you guys been?
Quatre: Rasid and I have been doing great… Kale on the other hand… well he can tell you… we need to get him to a hospital…
Kale: Chiropractor!! Ow!! (Grasps upper leg)
Rasid: It’s been raining for five minutes…
Cloud: Four minutes and fifty-four seconds… I read clouds really well…
Everyone: Right…
Quatre: That cave could be good shelter… Lets go!!

Sekhment: I think its safe… Kyurah!! Do you see that light? It’s Kale’s kanji!!
Kyurah: Yes, I do Sekhment!
Sekhment: We’re Saved!!
Kyurah: Hey Kale!!
Kale and the others: Hey! Kyurah, Sekhment!
Sekhment: Boy is I glad to see you guys!

Kento: That’s Sekhment, did you hear him?
Herro: Yes I did!
Trowa: (starts running to the sound of Sekhment voice)
Herro and Kento: (follow)

Cye: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Rowen: Hold on!
They grasp a hold to the log and shut their eyes in fear… Cye’s body is flung off the log when it flips in mid air. Cye gets into a diving position and lands fingertips first into the icy water… Rowen clings to the log as he lands on his back into the water below…
When they regain consciousness Cye says…

Cye: I’m not giving up on my love for water…
Rowen: (in pain) That’s good…
Cye: (swims Rowen to the side of the water’s ledge)
Ryo and Wufei: You guys are safe?
Cye: We’re Alive…
Dais: I found people!! Do you know where Kyurah and Snake Boy are?
Ryo: I hear people and see a kanji in that cave… they are all in there I’m sure!

So now everyone is back together, they stayed in those woods another day and then went home… the Gundam Pilots have left…

At home

Sage: Cloud… We all know that there is something irregular about you… could you tell us?
Cloud: I am your Guardian Angel, Sage… Mia, Cye, the rest of you… you have one too…

Everyone stares at Cloud as if he had just ripped his heart out with his bare hands…

Cloud: You do…
Sage: Why did you never tell me?
Cloud: (smiles) You never asked…
Cye: What’s my angel’s name?
Cloud: Cye yours is Sky, Rowen yours is Tyro, Mia has Flare…
Kento: Mine?
Cloud: Kinko…
Ryo: Injioh…
Cloud: How did you know that his name was Injioh?
Ryo: I used to have a very gentle kind-hearted friend… he was as gentle as they come…
Sage: Sounds like you, Cloud!
Cloud: Even Yulee… Yoshiko… Sekhment and Dais and Kale too…
Sekhment: Ah…
Cloud: Sekhment has Firimea… Kale, Jitrio and Dais has Makio…

So ends Chapter 3

After telling everybody who their guardians were, Cloud told them that he should leave…
That night when Cloud and Sage were alone…

Sage: But…Why!! Cloud!! You’re like my best friend, my brother… I can’t live without you man… Why are you leaving me?
Cloud: all I came to this planet for was to help you in your times of need, I will leave, but I will be back some day…
Sage: Cloud!!
Cloud: Sage…
Sage: (turns away)
Cloud: Goodbye my friend, remember, I will carry you and we’ll be carried on…
Sage: Cloud, I know what you must do, I know you must leave to help your other friends, I accept that so I bid you a fair goodbye my friend. I’ll see you in the future… (Hesitates) Bye…
Cloud: Thank you dear Sage, I’ll keep you in my thoughts…

With that Cloud left only to show up when Sage and the others needed help. As he descended into the heavens, he gave Sage these last words, ”Sage my friend remember, all is possible when you believe.” And Sage cherished those words forever… The End