Chibi Rainy Day Adventure
Chapter 1.
Allrighty then! This story stars the greatest creation in fanfiction history, the chibis! It's also a parody on the rainy day episode of the Powerpuff Girls, just to let you know. And I don't own that episode or the Ronin Warriors, if I did I'd be floating on a cloud somewhere... .....
Welcome to Japan! Today the most exciting thing is the .... ..... .. well the ... ....... ... rain. Yep, it's raining. All over Japan, it's raining. No good business today, because it's raining. No evil attempts to take over the world today, because it's raining. And that means no saving the world today, because it's raining. Oh look, Whiteblaze is running home. Run little tiger, cause today, it's raining.
What could the chibis be doing today? Well not much, cause it's <SLAP> OW! Ok, Kento is visiting his family today. Because it's, well, ya know <nods towards window>, he's in charge of entertaining his ten 2- year-old brothers and sisters.
"Oh c'mon, do you really wanna see it AGAIN?" Chibi Kento moaned.
"More more more more more mooooooooore!" his brothers and sisters chanted from the porch.
"But I wanna come inside! I'm cold and I'm hungry and I'm wet!"
"More more more more more mooooooooore!"
Kento sighed. 'Me no like the rain anymore. Cye's crazy,' he thought. He turned away from the house so not to hit his family.
"Huge.. .... ..Stick. ....... ..'Plosion!" he shouted, as he twirled his staff over his head and brought it down to the ground with a chibi-like explosion of rocks and dirt.
"Yeeeeaaaaaah! More more more more more mooooooooore!"
Kento brought his staff up again. 'Gee, I bet the other guys aren't havin as much fun as I am,' he thought sarcastically.
And where are the rest of the chibi Ronin Warriors? Training at the playroom of the clubhouse because it's rai<SLAP> OOOOWWW! CUT IT OUT! Anyways, they were paired off as chibi Cye versus chibi Sage, and chibi Ryo versus chibi Rowen.
"Big.. .... ...Wave... ...... Slapper!" Cye cried, aiming his little spray from his trident towards Sage, who jumped and rolled out of the way just in time. "Huge... .... ..Butter.. ..... ..Knife!" Sage shouted in reply, swing his oversized no-dacki wildly at Cye. Cye only needed to step slightly to the right to avoid the attack. Finally the two of them, bored half to death, plopped down on the ground to watch the other two warriors fight. They both groaned as they realized Ryo had once again forgotten his sure-kill, and Rowen had been taking a nap for the entire practice.
"Lukewarm.. ..... ...Flame.. ..... ...um.. ...... ..wait.. ...... ..Lukewarm... ..... ...Flame... ...... ....I'll get it, I know it. ... ..."
Chibi Sage finally lost it. "Do it now, you baka! NOW!"
Chibi Ryo's eyes lit up. "Oh, that's right! Lukewarm. ..... ..Flame.. ..... ..Now!" With that, a tiny little red flame burst from his katanas and started to grow on the sleeping Chibi Rowen's back. Rowen sat up with a start.
"Do you guys smell that?" he asked innocently. Then he got the idea to look over his shoulder. "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rowen screamed and scrambled about the room, up and down the slide, plowing through the blocks and toys, and finally taking a flying leap out the open door into the rain. Ryo, Cye, and Sage laughed and rolled on the ground until Rowen stumbled back in, soaked to the bone. "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!" he cried at them, changing into his subarmor and wandering over to the bookshelf. He sniffled as he picked up a heavy blue book.
"Whata you doing?" Sage asked as he and the other boys changed into their subarmor.
"None of ya beeswax, I'm staying over here where you won't hurt me!" he yelled. And with that, he plopped himself into a corner of the room and began reading.
Ryo sighed and turned towards the others. "Well, now whatda we gonna do?"
Sage stood up. "I hate rainy days! I wanna go outside and kick dynasty hinny!"
"Why don't we do it here?" Cye asked from the ground innocently. Ryo and Sage turned their heads.
"Whada you mean, Cye?" Ryo asked.
"Well, we could pretend to be the bad dynasty guys and fight each other and save the day and. .... ... and .. .... ...." It was then that Cye realized the other two were staring at him. He cast his eyes at the ground. "Oh....sorry..."
"Cye, that's a great idea!" Ryo shouted, he and Sage jumping up and down.
Cye snapped his head up with a bright smile. "Really? Glad I thought of it!"
"Okie Dokie. So how do we play?" asked Sage.
"First we need a town to save," said Ryo, waddling over with his arms full of blocks, Legos, and Hot Wheels. He dropped his load in front of Sage and Cye. "OK, start building!"
The three of them began. Ryo and Sage stacked the blocks and made huge skyscraper buildings, almost a foot taller then they were. Sage had to stand on Ryo's back to get some of the last few blocks up. Cye sat down a little farther away and built smaller stores and houses with the Legos. It took a few minutes, after they were done they stepped back and admired their work.
"The city of Tokyoville!" Sage exclaimed.
"Now what?" Cye asked.
"We make the town work," said Ryo, as he dropped on his hands and knees and took a Hot Wheel in each hand. He pushed the two cars around the miniature city, then stopped the two cars next to each other. "Why hello Fred, how are you today?" he made one car say. "I'm fine, just going to work." "Then I'll see you later." He rolled one of the cars down the street.
"And then the Dynasty attacked!" shouted Sage, smashing a building right next to Ryo. He was wearing a dark green beach pail over his head, with two slits cut out on one side for him to see through.
"But Fred still has to go to the store and pick up food for his wife and kids," Ryo said.
"The Dynasty attacks anytime!" Sage replied.
"But how's he supposed to get food for his family?!" Ryo whined.
"Dynasty attacks now!" Sage yelled, smashing another skyscraper.
Ryo sighed, then jumped to his feet. "Ronins to arms!"
Cye jumped up as well. "Ronins to arms!" he cried in reply. But instead of armoring up, he looked around in confusion. "Hey, we need Kento!"
Ryo sprinted over to the toy pile, digging around for the play phone. Little did he know, he grabbed the REAL cell phone. He dialed Kento's home phone number. Mrs. Huang picked up.
"Hello?"
"Hi Mrs. Kento's Mom, is Kento there?" Ryo asked as politely as he could.
"Oh, yes dear, I'll get him. Kento! One of your little friends is on the phone! Kento? Oh my goodness! Kento, get out of the rain this instant! What do you think you're doing? Come inside right now! Hang on dear, he's coming in right now. . . . . . . . . . KENTO HUANG!! WIPE YOUR FEET OUTSIDE!! IF I FIND ONE DROP OF MUD ON MY CARPET, YOU'LL GET NO THIRD HELPING OF PIE TONIGHT!!! All right, here he is. . . . . . .
"Hello? Who's this?" Kento asked.
"Kento! The Dynasty is attacking Tokyoville!"
One the other line, Kento's eyes bulged. "No way!"
"Yep way! We need you here right now!"
"OK! Wait a minute." He thought for a moment. "How am I supposed to get there?"
Ryo groaned, thinking that they were still make-believing. "Fly, Kento! Fly!"
Kento's eyes light up. "Fly?! I can fly?! OK, be there in a minute!" He dropped the phone, ran out to the porch past his brothers and sisters, took a giant leap. . . . . . . . . and fell in the dirt. Realizing he'd been tricked, his eyes welled up with tears. "WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! MOMMY, I FELL IN THE MUD!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, Ryo hung up his end and turned to Cye. "He's on his way! Let's go save the day!
Cye punched his tiny fists in the air. "Yeah, let's go!"
"Wait for me!" Sage cried, running over to the two of them. Somehow he had gotten a hold of the Wildfire helmet and was wearing it.
Ryo's jaw dropped. "What are you doing?!"
"I'm gonna be Ryo now," Sage said proudly, his hands on his hips.
"You can't be Ryo! I'm Ryo!"
"That's why you can't pretend to be Ryo. Besides, you're Cye," he said, shoving him.
Ryo's eyes narrowed. "I don't wanna be Cye! I wanna be the bad guy! You be Cye!" he screamed, shoving him back.
"No, you be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
"I'll be Cye!" Cye said, waving his hand.
Ryo and Sage stopped shoving each other and faced him. "You can't be Cye!" Ryo growled.
"You're already Cye!" Sage said. They went back to shoving each other.
"You be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
"You be Cye!"
Cye's jaw quivered and his eyes got big as he watched the two of them fight. "WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!"
Rowen, who had been sitting in the corner peacefully all this time, dropped his book and jumped up, clutching his head. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" he screamed.
Ryo and Sage stopped fighting, and Cye stopped crying. Rowen wouldn't stop reading if a bomb went off next to him, so they must be in big trouble. He stomped over to them.
"What's going on? I can't read my book with you guys making all that noise!"
Sage, Ryo, and Cye all began to speak at once. "He didn't ------ and he wouldn't ---- and then pushed me ----- then they started yelling ---- then he started crying. . . . . . .
"Stop, stop, stop!! I can't understand you!! One at a time. Sage, you go first."
"We were playing make-believe real nicely," he started.
"And then Sage wanted to be me," Ryo said.
"And nobody wants to be me!" Cye whined.
Rowen hadn't understood one word of what they said, and he clutched his head again. "Auuggh. . . . . .. . OK, how can we fix this then?"
Sage, Ryo, and Cye thought for a moment. They all got the same idea at the same time. "Wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll. . . . . . . . . .
A few moments later, Sage was in the Wildfire helmet, Cye was in the Halo helmet, and Rowen head was squished into the Torrent helmet. (Cye was the smallest chibi, Rowen was the biggest.) Sage and Cye stood in a battle- ready position, Rowen leaned on the wall with his arms crossed.
"Ronins, the evil Dynasty bad guy has gone downtown," Sage said to Cye and Rowen. On cue, Ryo jumped out behind some of the Lego buildings, the green bucket now on his head.
"Mwhahahahahahahaaaaa!! Come out Ronins!! Mwhahahahahahahahaa!!"
"Let's get 'em!" Cye shouted. He and Sage ran between buildings to where Ryo was, humming one of the battle tunes. When they got there, Sage turned his head and glared at Rowen. "Hey Cye, c'mon!"
Rowen sighed and dawdled over to where Sage and Cye where standing. Sage and Cye glared at him again.
"Mwhahahahahahaha! You can not defeat me Ronins!" Ryo laughed.
"Oh yeah? Lukewarm............. Flame.............Now!!" Sage swung his imaginary kantanas at Ryo, he pretended to dodge them. He pushed him in slow motion, giving Sage plenty of time to pretend to stagger backward and fall. "Oh no! I'm going dooooooooooooooooooooown!" Sage shouted, rolling to Rowen's feet.
"Ryo! OK bad guy, now I'm gonna get you! Huge............Butter..............Knife!!" Cye cried, swinging wildly at Ryo and missing him by a mile. Ryo pretended to grab Cye and throw him back in slow motion. "Oh no! I'm also going doooooooooooooooooooooown!" Cye rolled beside Sage. The two of them looked up at Rowen.
"Cye! Help us!"
"You have got to be kidding," Rowen muttered. "I told you I didn't want to do this anymore."
"You have to help us!" Sage cried.
"And the faster you help us, the faster you can go back to your book!" Cye added.
"You promise?"
"We promise!"
"OK," Rowen said. He ran over to Ryo. "Big Wave Slapper," he mumbled, giving Ryo a little shove. He took off the Torrent helmet, tossed it to Cye, and marched back to his book. Ryo blinked a couple times and looked at Sage and Cye. When they shrugged their shoulders, he rolled his eyes up and pretended to fall over dead, his tongue sticking out and his legs in the air.
"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cye and Sage cheered, jumping up and down. "And the day is saved, thanks to the Chibi Ronin Warriors!" They high-fived.
"Not so fast," said Ryo, taking his bucket off.
Cye stopped jumping and looked at him. "What now?"